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"Verbünde dich mit mir und wir können gemeinsam als Vater und Sohn über die Galaxis herrschen."

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Kylo führt Rey in Snokes Thronsaal.

Kylo: How are you going to pay for all this?

Snoke zu Kylo: What you've brought me today is worth... Hmmm... One quarter portion.

Kylo: ... oO

Snoke: I have twenty thousand Republic dataries.

Kylo: Republic credits? Republic credits are no good out here. I need something more real.

Snoke: I don't have anything else, but credits will do fine.

Kylo: No, they won't-a.

Snoke: Credits will do fine.

Kylo: No, they won't-a. What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Skywalker, mind tricks don't work on me. Only money. No money, no Rey, no deal!
 
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